Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first. flaxenfunnies

What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I? flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache. flaxenfunnies

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue! flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope. flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin? She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror. flaxenfunnies

How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading. flaxenfunnies

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight. flaxenfunnies

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones flaxenfunnies

What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios?
Oh look, little donut seeds. flaxenfunnies

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. flaxenfunnies

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way. flaxenfunnies

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.#flaxenfunnies

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
A: Yeti has been spotted. flaxenfunnies

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. flaxenfunnies

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.#flaxenfunnies

Q: What's a Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply. flaxenfunnies

What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of. flaxenfunnies

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
#flaxenfunnies

Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert. flaxenfunnies

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side. flaxenfunnies

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first. flaxenfunnies

What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I? flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache. flaxenfunnies

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue! flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope. flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin? She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror. flaxenfunnies

How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading. flaxenfunnies

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight. flaxenfunnies

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones flaxenfunnies

What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios?
Oh look, little donut seeds. flaxenfunnies

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. flaxenfunnies

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way. flaxenfunnies

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.#flaxenfunnies

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
A: Yeti has been spotted. flaxenfunnies

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. flaxenfunnies

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.#flaxenfunnies

Q: What's a Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply. flaxenfunnies

What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of. flaxenfunnies

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
#flaxenfunnies

Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert. flaxenfunnies

Seeing the Forrest Through the Trees

by Jessica Northey

To get what you want in life; you first have to decide what you want!

If I have said it once I have said in a bazillion times, "determine goals and manage your own expectations!" This is true for most things in life, business and most definitely, Social Media.

Recently great things have been happening for my clients, my company and me, personally!  This didn't happen over night. I started out a couple years ago with an entirely different plan. As the economy changed, business plans changed, I had to also. I knew I wanted to be of service, and help people use Social and New Media strategically to accomplish productivity goals for their businesses.

What did I do?
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Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side. flaxenfunnies

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first. flaxenfunnies

What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I? flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache. flaxenfunnies

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue! flaxenfunnies

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue! flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope. flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin? She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror. flaxenfunnies

How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading. flaxenfunnies

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight. flaxenfunnies

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones flaxenfunnies

What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios?
Oh look, little donut seeds. flaxenfunnies

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. flaxenfunnies

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way. flaxenfunnies

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.#flaxenfunnies

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
A: Yeti has been spotted. flaxenfunnies

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. flaxenfunnies

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.#flaxenfunnies

Q: What's a Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply. flaxenfunnies

What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of. flaxenfunnies

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
#flaxenfunnies

Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert. flaxenfunnies

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side. flaxenfunnies

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first. flaxenfunnies

What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I? flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache. flaxenfunnies

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue! flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope. flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin? She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror. flaxenfunnies

How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading. flaxenfunnies

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight. flaxenfunnies

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones flaxenfunnies

What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios?
Oh look, little donut seeds. flaxenfunnies

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. flaxenfunnies

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way. flaxenfunnies

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.#flaxenfunnies

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
A: Yeti has been spotted. flaxenfunnies

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. flaxenfunnies

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.#flaxenfunnies

Q: What's a Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply. flaxenfunnies

What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of. flaxenfunnies

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
#flaxenfunnies

Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert. flaxenfunnies

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side. flaxenfunnies

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first. flaxenfunnies

What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I? flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache. flaxenfunnies

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue! flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope. flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin? She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror. flaxenfunnies

How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading. flaxenfunnies

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight. flaxenfunnies

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Oh look, little donut seeds. flaxenfunnies

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A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. flaxenfunnies

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A: For throwing out the W's.#flaxenfunnies

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A: Yeti has been spotted. flaxenfunnies

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A: She fell out of the tree. flaxenfunnies

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A: It only affects the brain.#flaxenfunnies

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A: Air Supply. flaxenfunnies

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What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of. flaxenfunnies

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Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
#flaxenfunnies

Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert. flaxenfunnies

How did the blonde moonwalk?
He got naked from the waist down and slid his butt along the floor. flaxenfunnies

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing jigsaw puzzle six months?
Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years." flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side. flaxenfunnies

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first. flaxenfunnies

What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I? flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache. flaxenfunnies

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
He didn't know where to buy Left Guard! flaxenfunnies

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue! flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope. flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin? She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror. flaxenfunnies

How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading. flaxenfunnies

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight. flaxenfunnies

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones flaxenfunnies

Blond #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Blond #2: "No, who wrote it?" flaxenfunnies

What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios?
Oh look, little donut seeds. flaxenfunnies

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. flaxenfunnies

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way. flaxenfunnies

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.#flaxenfunnies

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
A: Yeti has been spotted. flaxenfunnies

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. flaxenfunnies

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.#flaxenfunnies

Q: What's a Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply. flaxenfunnies

What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of. flaxenfunnies

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
#flaxenfunnies

Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert. flaxenfunnies

How did the blonde moonwalk?
He got naked from the waist down and slid his butt along the floor. flaxenfunnies

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing jigsaw puzzle six months?
Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years." flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side. flaxenfunnies

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first. flaxenfunnies

What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I? flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache. flaxenfunnies

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
He didn't know where to buy Left Guard! flaxenfunnies

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue! flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope. flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin? She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror. flaxenfunnies

How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading. flaxenfunnies

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight. flaxenfunnies

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones flaxenfunnies

Blond #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Blond #2: "No, who wrote it?" flaxenfunnies

What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios?
Oh look, little donut seeds. flaxenfunnies

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. flaxenfunnies

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way. flaxenfunnies

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.#flaxenfunnies

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
A: Yeti has been spotted. flaxenfunnies

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. flaxenfunnies

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.#flaxenfunnies

Q: What's a Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply. flaxenfunnies

What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of. flaxenfunnies

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
#flaxenfunnies

Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert. flaxenfunnies

How did the blonde moonwalk?
He got naked from the waist down and slid his butt along the floor. flaxenfunnies

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing jigsaw puzzle six months?
Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years." flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side. flaxenfunnies

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first. flaxenfunnies

What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I? flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache. flaxenfunnies

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
He didn't know where to buy Left Guard! flaxenfunnies

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue! flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope. flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin? She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror. flaxenfunnies

How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading. flaxenfunnies

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight. flaxenfunnies

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones flaxenfunnies

Blond #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Blond #2: "No, who wrote it?" flaxenfunnies

What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios?
Oh look, little donut seeds. flaxenfunnies

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. flaxenfunnies

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.#flaxenfunnies

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
A: Yeti has been spotted. flaxenfunnies

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. flaxenfunnies

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.#flaxenfunnies

Q: What's a Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply. flaxenfunnies

What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of. flaxenfunnies

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
#flaxenfunnies

Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert. flaxenfunnies

How did the blonde moonwalk?
He got naked from the waist down and slid his butt along the floor. flaxenfunnies

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing jigsaw puzzle six months?
Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years." flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side. flaxenfunnies

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first. flaxenfunnies

What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I? flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache. flaxenfunnies

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
He didn't know where to buy Left Guard! flaxenfunnies

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
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Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
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Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. flaxenfunnies

Ladies Night Out … http://bit.ly/bKCaq6 (via @CiaoBella50)

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.#flaxenfunnies

Tulips & Lemons … http://bit.ly/adaVwq (via @CiaoBella50)

Q: What's a Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply. flaxenfunnies

Modern Day Barbie …. http://bit.ly/buRFB6 (via @CiaoBella50)

What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of. flaxenfunnies

A greenhouse goes glam… http://bit.ly/av4vDt (via @CiaoBella50)

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
#flaxenfunnies

Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert. flaxenfunnies

The sheer beauty and femininity of Valentino http://bit.ly/ctcZ2I (via @CiaoBella50)

The Garden Collection…. http://bit.ly/9EY9FI (via @CiaoBella50)

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them. flaxenfunnies

Dirty Matinis till dawn…. http://bit.ly/bTwTtq (via @CiaoBella50)

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing jigsaw puzzle six months?
Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years." flaxenfunnies

Gorgeous Gold Smokey Eye http://bit.ly/9V6YR6 (via @CiaoBella50)

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side. flaxenfunnies

Spring Balconies …. http://bit.ly/auFWMA (via @CiaoBella50)

Springtime L’Amour…. http://bit.ly/aQH4u2 (via @CiaoBella50)

Randy Pausch’s “Achieving Your Childhood Dreams” http://bit.ly/98iCH9 (via @lorimoreno)

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first. flaxenfunnies

What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I? flaxenfunnies

Sparklicity http://bit.ly/bWOSxe (via @CiaoBella50)

Tarina Tarantino … Get the look! http://bit.ly/b6WEQA (via @CiaoBella50)

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies

Simple and Beautiful … Tulipes Raspberry Sorbet http://bit.ly/aUetB0 (via @CiaoBella50)

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache. flaxenfunnies

Accessories Are Transparent and My Obsession With White… http://bit.ly/aEATXD (via @CiaoBella50)

For women on the go…. http://bit.ly/bLBHIU (via @CiaoBella50)

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday. flaxenfunnies

Event Dresses… http://bit.ly/9iyyz7 (via @CiaoBella50)

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
He didn't know where to buy Left Guard! flaxenfunnies

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue! flaxenfunnies

Real Women, Real Clothes …. http://bit.ly/cgegZl (via @CiaoBella50)

Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope. flaxenfunnies

Balmain has me obsessed…. http://bit.ly/aAWHy4 (via @CiaoBella50)

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin? She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror. flaxenfunnies

Who said food can’t be fashionable too? http://bit.ly/d3M6bV (via @CiaoBella50)

How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading. flaxenfunnies

OK, so what do YOU do on a Friday night? http://bit.ly/b6zzOg (via @CiaoBella50)

A Quote a Day Keeps the Doctor Away http://bit.ly/917pPn (via @lorimoreno)

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. flaxenfunnies

Pictures of our Tweetup March 21, 2010 http://bit.ly/bNQzCp (via @CiaoBella50)

Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight. flaxenfunnies

Kim Kardashians secret to shiny hair http://bit.ly/94uCwn (via @CiaoBella50)

Dazzling Blue ~~ Get The Look http://bit.ly/9cJwUB (via @CiaoBella50)

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones flaxenfunnies

Blond #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Blond #2: "No, who wrote it?" flaxenfunnies

What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios?
Oh look, little donut seeds. flaxenfunnies

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. flaxenfunnies

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way. flaxenfunnies

The dress that made me gasp! http://bit.ly/cNLuA3 (via @CiaoBella50)

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.#flaxenfunnies

My Arizona Evenings http://bit.ly/a1pfEA (via @CiaoBella50)

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
A: Yeti has been spotted. flaxenfunnies

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. flaxenfunnies

Get The Look…. http://bit.ly/aiZilU (via @CiaoBella50)

Instant Outfit Makers! http://bit.ly/aV13w0 (via @CiaoBella50)

Q: What's a Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply. flaxenfunnies

What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of. flaxenfunnies

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
#flaxenfunnies

Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert. flaxenfunnies

“Create Genius Inspirational Advertising” http://bit.ly/ctNnxp (via @lorimoreno)

Fabulous DIY Boots! http://bit.ly/bItgE3 (via @CiaoBella50)

How did the blonde moonwalk?
He got naked from the waist down and slid his butt along the floor. flaxenfunnies

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing jigsaw puzzle six months?
Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years." flaxenfunnies

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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side. flaxenfunnies

Twitter T Shirt….. http://bit.ly/bjY6Xa (via @CiaoBella50)

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. flaxenfunnies

The power of Twitter…. http://bit.ly/cbeHfU (via @CiaoBella50)

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first. flaxenfunnies

Inspire Me…. http://bit.ly/bkzFbW (via @CiaoBella50)

What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I? flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies

Great beauty product I found today… http://bit.ly/auAeYK (via @CiaoBella50)

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache. flaxenfunnies

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday. flaxenfunnies

I am loving this look! http://bit.ly/c1EatO (via @CiaoBella50)

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
He didn't know where to buy Left Guard! flaxenfunnies

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DIY Shoe Accessory http://bit.ly/aNe471 (via @CiaoBella50)

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue! flaxenfunnies

Dreams http://bit.ly/a7mVFm (via @CiaoBella50)

Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope. flaxenfunnies

Newest Addition To My Closet http://bit.ly/cUAwG1 (via @CiaoBella50)

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin? She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror. flaxenfunnies

This man ROCKS my world! Bon Jovi Concert ….. http://bit.ly/cFI223 (via @CiaoBella50)

How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading. flaxenfunnies

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. flaxenfunnies

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Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight. flaxenfunnies

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones flaxenfunnies

Brad Pitt, Richard Gere and Bruce Willis: Blonde Hollywood actors over 40 http://bit.ly/blUHJn blonde

got blonde test ping

Victim to Fashion: Rihanna short hairstyle with blonde highlights http://bit.ly/cOy1jV blonde

Blonde singer | Entertainment Blog http://bit.ly/cmEURZ blonde

LEGALLY BLONDE THE MUSICAL « Ladd Apartments Weblog http://bit.ly/djNPha blonde

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

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got blonde?

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