Event Dresses… http://bit.ly/9iyyz7 (via @CiaoBella50)

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
He didn't know where to buy Left Guard! flaxenfunnies

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue! flaxenfunnies

Real Women, Real Clothes …. http://bit.ly/cgegZl (via @CiaoBella50)

Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope. flaxenfunnies

Balmain has me obsessed…. http://bit.ly/aAWHy4 (via @CiaoBella50)

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin? She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror. flaxenfunnies

Who said food can’t be fashionable too? http://bit.ly/d3M6bV (via @CiaoBella50)

How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading. flaxenfunnies

OK, so what do YOU do on a Friday night? http://bit.ly/b6zzOg (via @CiaoBella50)

A Quote a Day Keeps the Doctor Away http://bit.ly/917pPn (via @lorimoreno)

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. flaxenfunnies

Pictures of our Tweetup March 21, 2010 http://bit.ly/bNQzCp (via @CiaoBella50)

Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight. flaxenfunnies

Kim Kardashians secret to shiny hair http://bit.ly/94uCwn (via @CiaoBella50)

Dazzling Blue ~~ Get The Look http://bit.ly/9cJwUB (via @CiaoBella50)

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones flaxenfunnies

Blond #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Blond #2: "No, who wrote it?" flaxenfunnies

What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios?
Oh look, little donut seeds. flaxenfunnies

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. flaxenfunnies

Update: Twitter T Shirt Contest! http://bit.ly/dCkpeb (via @CiaoBella50)

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way. flaxenfunnies

The dress that made me gasp! http://bit.ly/cNLuA3 (via @CiaoBella50)

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.#flaxenfunnies

My Arizona Evenings http://bit.ly/a1pfEA (via @CiaoBella50)

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
A: Yeti has been spotted. flaxenfunnies

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. flaxenfunnies

Get The Look…. http://bit.ly/aiZilU (via @CiaoBella50)

Instant Outfit Makers! http://bit.ly/aV13w0 (via @CiaoBella50)

Q: What's a Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply. flaxenfunnies

What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of. flaxenfunnies

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
#flaxenfunnies

Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert. flaxenfunnies

“Create Genius Inspirational Advertising” http://bit.ly/ctNnxp (via @lorimoreno)

Fabulous DIY Boots! http://bit.ly/bItgE3 (via @CiaoBella50)

How did the blonde moonwalk?
He got naked from the waist down and slid his butt along the floor. flaxenfunnies

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing jigsaw puzzle six months?
Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years." flaxenfunnies

Giveaway Contest…..Twitter T-Shirt http://bit.ly/90WQAX (via @CiaoBella50)

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side. flaxenfunnies

Twitter T Shirt….. http://bit.ly/bjY6Xa (via @CiaoBella50)

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. flaxenfunnies

The power of Twitter…. http://bit.ly/cbeHfU (via @CiaoBella50)

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first. flaxenfunnies

Inspire Me…. http://bit.ly/bkzFbW (via @CiaoBella50)

What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I? flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies

Great beauty product I found today… http://bit.ly/auAeYK (via @CiaoBella50)

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache. flaxenfunnies

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday. flaxenfunnies

I am loving this look! http://bit.ly/c1EatO (via @CiaoBella50)

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
He didn't know where to buy Left Guard! flaxenfunnies