Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
He didn't know where to buy Left Guard! flaxenfunnies

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Model’s Canvas … Product review http://bit.ly/bmeEZL (via @CiaoBella50)

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What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue! flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope. flaxenfunnies

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What dreams are made of … http://bit.ly/aI1mX8 (via @CiaoBella50)

Corona fit for a queen … http://bit.ly/cBQzMz (via @CiaoBella50)

How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading. flaxenfunnies

Sock theory … http://bit.ly/d69982 (via @CiaoBella50)

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. flaxenfunnies

Simply fabulous … http://bit.ly/9ta3PL (via @CiaoBella50)

Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight. flaxenfunnies

Emerald green glamour … http://bit.ly/cwPF2a (via @CiaoBella50)

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones flaxenfunnies

Blond #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Blond #2: "No, who wrote it?" flaxenfunnies

Glimpse into my crazy style…. http://bit.ly/94BmZe (via @CiaoBella50)

What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios?
Oh look, little donut seeds. flaxenfunnies

Flippin’ Fabulous! http://bit.ly/ayDAnp (via @CiaoBella50)

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. flaxenfunnies

Fashion food … Luau Salad http://bit.ly/bwf83k (via @CiaoBella50)

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way. flaxenfunnies

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.#flaxenfunnies

DIY Dressing Room Glamour http://bit.ly/c7jvUD (via @CiaoBella50)

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
A: Yeti has been spotted. flaxenfunnies

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. flaxenfunnies

Ladies Night Out … http://bit.ly/bKCaq6 (via @CiaoBella50)

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.#flaxenfunnies

Tulips & Lemons … http://bit.ly/adaVwq (via @CiaoBella50)

Q: What's a Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply. flaxenfunnies

Modern Day Barbie …. http://bit.ly/buRFB6 (via @CiaoBella50)

What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of. flaxenfunnies

A greenhouse goes glam… http://bit.ly/av4vDt (via @CiaoBella50)

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
#flaxenfunnies

Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert. flaxenfunnies

The sheer beauty and femininity of Valentino http://bit.ly/ctcZ2I (via @CiaoBella50)

The Garden Collection…. http://bit.ly/9EY9FI (via @CiaoBella50)

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them. flaxenfunnies

Dirty Matinis till dawn…. http://bit.ly/bTwTtq (via @CiaoBella50)

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing jigsaw puzzle six months?
Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years." flaxenfunnies

Gorgeous Gold Smokey Eye http://bit.ly/9V6YR6 (via @CiaoBella50)

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side. flaxenfunnies

Spring Balconies …. http://bit.ly/auFWMA (via @CiaoBella50)

Springtime L’Amour…. http://bit.ly/aQH4u2 (via @CiaoBella50)

Randy Pausch’s “Achieving Your Childhood Dreams” http://bit.ly/98iCH9 (via @lorimoreno)

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first. flaxenfunnies

What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I? flaxenfunnies

Sparklicity http://bit.ly/bWOSxe (via @CiaoBella50)

Tarina Tarantino … Get the look! http://bit.ly/b6WEQA (via @CiaoBella50)

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies

Simple and Beautiful … Tulipes Raspberry Sorbet http://bit.ly/aUetB0 (via @CiaoBella50)

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache. flaxenfunnies

Accessories Are Transparent and My Obsession With White… http://bit.ly/aEATXD (via @CiaoBella50)

For women on the go…. http://bit.ly/bLBHIU (via @CiaoBella50)

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday. flaxenfunnies