Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache. flaxenfunnies

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue! flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope. flaxenfunnies

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin? She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror. flaxenfunnies

How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading. flaxenfunnies

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight. flaxenfunnies

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones flaxenfunnies

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What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios?
Oh look, little donut seeds. flaxenfunnies

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Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. flaxenfunnies

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way. flaxenfunnies

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Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.#flaxenfunnies

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Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
A: Yeti has been spotted. flaxenfunnies

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Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. flaxenfunnies

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Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.#flaxenfunnies

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Q: What's a Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply. flaxenfunnies

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What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of. flaxenfunnies

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Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
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Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert. flaxenfunnies

How did the blonde moonwalk?
He got naked from the waist down and slid his butt along the floor. flaxenfunnies

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them. flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing jigsaw puzzle six months?
Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years." flaxenfunnies

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side. flaxenfunnies

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first. flaxenfunnies

What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I? flaxenfunnies

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies