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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache. flaxenfunnies

Sunday, September 26, 2010

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue! flaxenfunnies

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope. flaxenfunnies

Friday, September 24, 2010

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin? She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror. flaxenfunnies

Thursday, September 23, 2010

How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading. flaxenfunnies

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. flaxenfunnies

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight. flaxenfunnies

Monday, September 20, 2010

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones flaxenfunnies

Saturday, September 18, 2010

What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios?
Oh look, little donut seeds. flaxenfunnies

Friday, September 17, 2010

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. flaxenfunnies

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way. flaxenfunnies

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.#flaxenfunnies

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
A: Yeti has been spotted. flaxenfunnies

Monday, September 13, 2010

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. flaxenfunnies

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.#flaxenfunnies

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Q: What's a Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply. flaxenfunnies

Friday, September 10, 2010

What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of. flaxenfunnies

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
#flaxenfunnies

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert. flaxenfunnies

Monday, September 6, 2010

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them. flaxenfunnies

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side. flaxenfunnies

Friday, September 3, 2010

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. flaxenfunnies

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first. flaxenfunnies

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I? flaxenfunnies