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Monday, January 23, 2012

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused. flaxenfunnies

Thursday, January 19, 2012

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue! flaxenfunnies

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
She couldn't find a lake with a slope. flaxenfunnies

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Did you hear about the blonde who thought she had a twin? She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror. flaxenfunnies

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight. flaxenfunnies

Friday, January 13, 2012

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones flaxenfunnies

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios?
Oh look, little donut seeds. flaxenfunnies

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. flaxenfunnies

Monday, January 9, 2012

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way. flaxenfunnies

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.#flaxenfunnies

Friday, January 6, 2012

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. flaxenfunnies

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.#flaxenfunnies

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Q: What's a Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply. flaxenfunnies

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of. flaxenfunnies

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert. flaxenfunnies